Nuns And Yankee Fans!

SEVERAL NUNS WERE ATTENDING

A YANKEE WORLD SERIES BASEBALL GAME.

THREE MEN WERE SITTING DIRECTLY BEHIND

THESE SEVERAL NUNS WHOSE HABITS

WERE PARTIALLY BLOCKING THE MENS VIEW.

THE MEN DECIDED TO BADGER THE NUNS

HOPING THAT THEY'D GET ANNOYED

ENOUGH TO LEAVE OR MOVE TO ANOTHER AREA.

IN A VERY LOUD VOICE, THE FIRST GUY SAID,

"I THINK I'M GOING TO MOVE TO UTAH.

THERE ARE ONLY 100 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THEN THE SECOND GUY SPOKE UP AND SAID,

"I WANT TO GO TO MONTANA.

THERE ARE ONLY 5O NUNS LIVING THERE."

THE THIRD GUY SAID,

"I WANT TO GO TO IDAHO.

THERE ARE ONLY 25 NUNS LIVING THERE."

THAT'S WHEN THE MOTHER SUPERIOR

TURNED AROUND,

LOOKED AT THE THREE MEN,

AND IN A VERY SWEET AND CALM VOICE SAID,

"WHY DON'T YOU GO TO HELL...

THERE AREN'T ANY NUNS THERE!"

This is meant to be a Joke...

& in no way is it meant to be offensive

to the Catholic Nuns or Any Catholics for that matter...

God Bless!