My Living Will...

Last night,

My kids and I...

were sitting in the living room

& I said to them...

"I never want to live in a vegetative state...

Dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...

If that ever happens, just pull the plug..."

I know they heard me...

& Understood what I said,

But...

They got up...

& unplugged the Computer,

and threw out my wine...

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They're such smart asses...